The Shit List

  • 1 Ply Toliet Paper
  • 90210
  • A Bad Haircut
  • A Bad Restaurant
  • A Booger hanging from your nose
  • A Cheating Husband
  • A Cold
  • A Dirty or Messy House
  • A Game or Concert that has Been Canceled or Postponed
  • A Leaky Roof
  • A Loud Muffler
  • A Nagging Wife
  • A Person That Gets Thier Feelings Hurt Too Easily
  • A plugged toilet
  • A splinter
  • A Stinky Bathroom
  • A Storm
  • Alarm Clocks
  • Alergies
  • Animal Abusers
  • Animal Abusers
  • Animal Control
  • Anything That Can't Be Repaired
  • Anything That Needs Repair
  • Attorneys
  • Authorites telling you what to do
  • Babies with a dirty diaper
  • Bad Breath
  • Bad Wine
  • Banks
  • Batteries
  • Bills
  • Billy Mays
  • Blister Packs That Are Hard To Open
  • Bosses that are bullies
  • Breast Enhancement Commercials
  • Britney Spears
  • Bullies
  • Bureaucrats
  • Cable Guy
  • Calling the utility companies for "help"
  • Car Search of Elgin Illinois
  • Cat Spraying
  • Censorship
  • Changing your Clock for Time Change or Power Outage
  • Charlie Brown (Politician)
  • Clothes That Do Not Fit
  • Cold Coffee
  • Conceded People
  • Condoms
  • Congress
  • Constipation
  • Crapping your pants
  • Credit Cards
  • Dandruff
  • Deep Snow
  • Dentist
  • Depressed People
  • Dirty Laundry
  • DMV
  • Dog Barking
  • Dog Vomit
  • Dr Phil
  • Drivers that Cut You Off
  • Drivers that do not use their blinkers
  • Drivers who do not Dim their Lights when they are near another car
  • Drivers who do not turn on their headlights when its raining
  • Ex wifes husband
  • Ex-Spouses
  • Excessive Packing Material
  • Fanny Packs
  • Farts
  • Fleas
  • Flys
  • Forrest Fires
  • Funerals
  • Geting a court summons
  • Getting a divorce
  • Getting a DUI
  • Getting A Flat Tire
  • Getting a parking ticket
  • Getting a Ticket
  • Getting caught cheating
  • Getting caught masturbating
  • Getting Into An Accident
  • Getting Locked Out
  • Getting Lost
  • Getting Stuck In The Mud
  • Getting your car towed
  • Girls (When a guy pisses on the toilet seat)
  • Going Bankrupt
  • Going to court
  • Going to the Dentist
  • Going to the Doctor
  • Going to Work
  • Gossup Girl
  • Government Jobs
  • Green Christmas
  • Guys (Can't get an Erection)
  • Guys (Getting hit in the Balls)
  • Hard To Follow Instructions
  • Hard To Use WebSites
  • Herpies
  • Hypocondraics
  • Idiots
  • Informercials
  • Insects
  • Instructions Written In A Foreign Language
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Junk Mail
  • Kotex
  • Laxatives
  • Liars
  • Long Lines
  • Losing a Coupon
  • Losing a job
  • Losing your house
  • Loud Bass Boom sounds from car stereos
  • Loud obnoxous music from car
  • Medical Costs
  • Michele Obama
  • Microsoft VISTA
  • Mold and Mildew
  • Mucus
  • My Brother-in-law
  • My Father
  • My Mother
  • My Neighbor
  • My PE teacher
  • My Sister
  • My sister-in-law
  • No Toilet Paper
  • Not Being Able To Find Something
  • Not covering your cough or sneeze
  • Not remembering
  • Only 2 packs of ketchup with a large fry
  • Oprah
  • Oweing Back Taxes
  • Pacific Gas and Electric
  • Packing Peanuts
  • Paris Hilton
  • Paying For Something To Get Rid of It
  • Paying your bill on the automated phone line
  • People Stealing Mail From Your Mailbox
  • People that are late
  • People that cut you off when driving
  • People who borrow and do not return the item borrowed
  • People who do not return messages
  • People whole cancel appointments
  • Pilot lights on electronic devices (like DVD players) that tell you the unit is OFF
  • Pimples
  • Placed on hold on the telephone
  • Poison Oak
  • Politicians
  • Polling Booths
  • Poor Table Manners
  • Power Outage
  • Premature Ejaculation
  • Price of Drugs
  • Price of Food
  • Price of gasoline
  • Prison
  • Prunes
  • Public Speaking
  • Rachel Ray
  • Rap Music
  • Reality Shows
  • Ring around the Collar
  • Rip off products
  • Rotton Movies
  • Running Out Of Something That You Need
  • Sara Palin
  • Shit
  • Skid Marks in your Underwear
  • Skunks
  • Skunks
  • Slick Ice
  • Sloppy Food
  • Smokers
  • Snooring
  • Someone late to an appointment
  • Someone stealing someones ladder
  • Someone walking in, while you are going to the bathroom
  • Someone who promises you something and doesn't go through
  • Something You Sent Gets Lost in The Mail
  • Spam
  • Spiders
  • Spoiled Food
  • Standing in Line
  • Stepping in Dog Shit!
  • Stepping on gum
  • Stinky Odors
  • Stupid Rules and Regulations
  • Tailgaters
  • Takers and Users
  • Tampons
  • Tangeled Hair
  • Taxes
  • Teenagers
  • Teletubbies
  • The Army
  • The Crabs
  • The Economy
  • The Flu
  • The Highway Patrol
  • wordpress Themes
  • The police
  • The Political Party That You Do Not Agree With
  • The State of Alabama
  • The Stock Market
  • This Blog
  • TIFF Decompressor on PS CS2
  • Tom Cruise
  • Tough Meat
  • Traffic Jams
  • TV Commercials Louder Than The Program
  • Twistie Ties
  • UPS Worldship 10 and 11
  • USPS
  • Vacuums that don't suck
  • Waiting
  • Vomit
  • Warm Beer
  • Women (Your Period)
  • Your Brother
  • Your Competitor
  • Your Dog
  • Your Dog Bringing in Mud or Dirt into Your Home
  • Your Dog Pissing on The Carpet
  • Your kids
  • Your plant dieing
  • Your Sister

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Car Search of Elgin IL - Suck the Big One!!!

"..So pissed off! The towing company scratched up my car and the neighboring car. Now they want to charge $170 to get my car back? WTF! ..The Asstard towing company is called Carsearch and they suck big donkey dick smegma!"

- Susanne Susanimate - A Facebook / Twitter friend of mine

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Breast Enhancement Commercials on Radio?

I get really annoyed at the breast enhancement cream commercials on the radio. I don't want to hear about it when I'm driving. Get a push up bra and shut up.

How in the F can some slimy cream on your titties going to make them bigger?? I can't think why in the hell someone would buy such crap! It's the same BS with dudes...buying Penis Power Pumps!! PURE HORSESHIT! Work with what you have, or pay the f'in surgeon for an upgrade!!!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Just Getting Ripped!!!

It's not your imagination! Packaging is now getting smaller!! Just look at everything you purchase! Ice Cream, milk, cereal and candy bars! YOU ARE GETTING RIPPED OFF!! Instead of raising prices in these shitty times, the companies are just giving you less instead!! WTF????

My suggestion is this... PURCHASE GENERIC and OFF BRANDS!!! Vote with you hands and feet and tell those assholes what you think!!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Comment About Kotex ..

I received the following email.. I found it very amusing:

Hi, You followed me on twitter and I thank you for that. I like your list. It is very funny indeed however....Kotex is on the list of shit that is supposed to be bad and myself being a woman has relied on this product since I was ohh lets say around 13 years old so I would have to disagree on that one. LOL! Kotex is on my list of good stuff. I couldn't imagine life without it. Kotex has always been there for me, each and every month, well except for during pregnancy when I didn't need it. But as soon as I did there it was to do it's job. So let's give Kotex a two thumbs up!! Hurray for KOTEX!!
Most Sincerely,


... Well, if you like to walk around with a diaper between your legs, I'm cool with that! To each their own!

- Dave Malby

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

UPS WorldShip 2008 version 10.0 SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!!

This program is nothing but a piece of shit!! A big ass company like UPS can not for the life of God create a fucking program that actually fucking works correctly. It updates every fucking day, it crashes, it slower than shit, it doesn't operate on Vista. Fuck UPS and Fuck this Fucking program!!!

Friday, January 16, 2009

People are Really Pissed Off and Rightly So!!

Thanks Benji!

Added today..

Waking up
Accidentally swallowing chunky milk
Walking miles to a Museum that is closed for the day

Added another one..

Waking up with a Stiffy (Guys) and trying to piss!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

New Site to Vent!!

This site was created today. Please make suggestions for the Shit List!