The Shit List
- 1 Ply Toliet Paper
- 90210
- A Bad Haircut
- A Bad Restaurant
- A Booger hanging from your nose
- A Cheating Husband
- A Cold
- A Dirty or Messy House
- A Game or Concert that has Been Canceled or Postponed
- A Leaky Roof
- A Loud Muffler
- A Nagging Wife
- A Person That Gets Thier Feelings Hurt Too Easily
- A plugged toilet
- A splinter
- A Stinky Bathroom
- A Storm
- Alarm Clocks
- Alergies
- Animal Abusers
- Animal Abusers
- Animal Control
- Anything That Can't Be Repaired
- Anything That Needs Repair
- Attorneys
- Authorites telling you what to do
- Babies with a dirty diaper
- Bad Breath
- Bad Wine
- Banks
- Batteries
- Bills
- Billy Mays
- Blister Packs That Are Hard To Open
- Bosses that are bullies
- Breast Enhancement Commercials
- Britney Spears
- Bullies
- Bureaucrats
- Cable Guy
- Calling the utility companies for "help"
- Car Search of Elgin Illinois
- Cat Spraying
- Censorship
- Changing your Clock for Time Change or Power Outage
- Charlie Brown (Politician)
- Clothes That Do Not Fit
- Cold Coffee
- Conceded People
- Condoms
- Congress
- Constipation
- Crapping your pants
- Credit Cards
- Dandruff
- Deep Snow
- Dentist
- Depressed People
- Dirty Laundry
- DMV
- Dog Barking
- Dog Vomit
- Dr Phil
- Drivers that Cut You Off
- Drivers that do not use their blinkers
- Drivers who do not Dim their Lights when they are near another car
- Drivers who do not turn on their headlights when its raining
- Ex wifes husband
- Ex-Spouses
- Excessive Packing Material
- Fanny Packs
- Farts
- Fleas
- Flys
- Forrest Fires
- Funerals
- Geting a court summons
- Getting a divorce
- Getting a DUI
- Getting A Flat Tire
- Getting a parking ticket
- Getting a Ticket
- Getting caught cheating
- Getting caught masturbating
- Getting Into An Accident
- Getting Locked Out
- Getting Lost
- Getting Stuck In The Mud
- Getting your car towed
- Girls (When a guy pisses on the toilet seat)
- Going Bankrupt
- Going to court
- Going to the Dentist
- Going to the Doctor
- Going to Work
- Gossup Girl
- Government Jobs
- Green Christmas
- Guys (Can't get an Erection)
- Guys (Getting hit in the Balls)
- Hard To Follow Instructions
- Hard To Use WebSites
- Herpies
- Hypocondraics
- Idiots
- Informercials
- Insects
- Instructions Written In A Foreign Language
- Jessica Simpson
- Junk Mail
- Kotex
- Laxatives
- Liars
- Long Lines
- Losing a Coupon
- Losing a job
- Losing your house
- Loud Bass Boom sounds from car stereos
- Loud obnoxous music from car
- Medical Costs
- Michele Obama
- Microsoft VISTA
- Mold and Mildew
- Mucus
- My Brother-in-law
- My Father
- My Mother
- My Neighbor
- My PE teacher
- My Sister
- My sister-in-law
- No Toilet Paper
- Not Being Able To Find Something
- Not covering your cough or sneeze
- Not remembering
- Only 2 packs of ketchup with a large fry
- Oprah
- Oweing Back Taxes
- Pacific Gas and Electric
- Packing Peanuts
- Paris Hilton
- Paying For Something To Get Rid of It
- Paying your bill on the automated phone line
- People Stealing Mail From Your Mailbox
- People that are late
- People that cut you off when driving
- People who borrow and do not return the item borrowed
- People who do not return messages
- People whole cancel appointments
- Pilot lights on electronic devices (like DVD players) that tell you the unit is OFF
- Pimples
- Placed on hold on the telephone
- Poison Oak
- Politicians
- Polling Booths
- Poor Table Manners
- Power Outage
- Premature Ejaculation
- Price of Drugs
- Price of Food
- Price of gasoline
- Prison
- Prunes
- Public Speaking
- Rachel Ray
- Rap Music
- Reality Shows
- Ring around the Collar
- Rip off products
- Rotton Movies
- Running Out Of Something That You Need
- Sara Palin
- Shit
- Skid Marks in your Underwear
- Skunks
- Skunks
- Slick Ice
- Sloppy Food
- Smokers
- Snooring
- Someone late to an appointment
- Someone stealing someones ladder
- Someone walking in, while you are going to the bathroom
- Someone who promises you something and doesn't go through
- Something You Sent Gets Lost in The Mail
- Spam
- Spiders
- Spoiled Food
- Standing in Line
- Stepping in Dog Shit!
- Stepping on gum
- Stinky Odors
- Stupid Rules and Regulations
- Tailgaters
- Takers and Users
- Tampons
- Tangeled Hair
- Taxes
- Teenagers
- Teletubbies
- The Army
- The Crabs
- The Economy
- The Flu
- The Highway Patrol
- wordpress Themes
- The police
- The Political Party That You Do Not Agree With
- The State of Alabama
- The Stock Market
- This Blog
- TIFF Decompressor on PS CS2
- Tom Cruise
- Tough Meat
- Traffic Jams
- TV Commercials Louder Than The Program
- Twistie Ties
- UPS Worldship 10 and 11
- USPS
- Vacuums that don't suck
- Waiting
- Vomit
- Warm Beer
- Women (Your Period)
- Your Brother
- Your Competitor
- Your Dog
- Your Dog Bringing in Mud or Dirt into Your Home
- Your Dog Pissing on The Carpet
- Your kids
- Your plant dieing
- Your Sister
Saturday, November 1, 2008
New Site to Vent!!
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15 comments:
people that don't know how to use their blinkers, people that don't turn on their headlights when it's raining, people driving with their brights on the interstate, only getting 2 packets of ketchup for a large fry, fannypacks, alabama, tom cruise. i'll let you know when i think of more.
Thank you for you contribution. They will be added shortly!
Cannot ejaculate in time to come with your woman
canceled plans, people that don't respond to messages, people that don't leave messages, dr. phil, alarm clocks.
Excel 2008
Comcast
Microsoft
Stupid People
Oprah
motion sensered tiolets and sinks
Monday Mornings, Flat Tyre, empty wallet, credit card bills, tasteless jokes, cold coffee, empty fridge, Hip Hop Hustle, dirty toilets, cleaning room,
The Westboro Baptist Church and people who voted "Yes" on Prop 8!
this list is great!! it was the comic relief I needed today!
Auto-followers on Twitter.com
Un-followers on Twitter.com
Canned DM's from Twitter followers.
140 character limit on Twitter.com!
Butt kissers.
Saturday Night Live.
Limits.
Liars
Thanks for the fun list.
Has Celine Dion been added as yet??
;PPP
Following Oprah's Diet*
Cornier than Oprah's Stool after the 4th of July!!**********
I just spotted Shannon's recommendation of MicroPOOP aka MicroSHIT + I can heartily Endorse + second that!! Unbelievable how they've consistently shoved WinDOZE Shit down the Throats of the Users for over 25 Years now!!
;))
FYI, in your list, I think you mean "conceited" people, not "conceded" people.
I need to rant about a few things, today has been one of those days!
I hate companies that use your expertise, and then decide not to pay you, who then drop into the conversation that it is your own fault as to why you have not been paid!! How is that possible when you think you are working for one company but in actual fact you were working for another company which just happens to have been put into liquidation, there really is no justice, nobody cares if there are companies who are running scams (except those directly involved), it seems we live in a world where the scammers get rich while those who were robbed are left standing with nothing
Banks that couldn't give two hoots about their clients, lose money, end up with a great payout for the rest of their lives and then get bailed out, still keeping their jobs, homes and way of life, if the tax payers are the ones getting them out of the shit then why don't we get massive payouts each year?????
Why don't we just give everyone 30K each, let them pay off their debts, catch up with their mortgage payments and then we can start again, banks can start lending again, it all equates to the same, except this way it won't be just the greedy ones who get rich!!
Why do people drive with their chuffing fog lights on when it is not even foggy, go back to frigging driving school - muppet!!!!!
People that park in disabled driving spaces, that really gets my goat, I have a disabled parking badge and more often than not I have to park somewhere else because an able bodied driver was too lazy to walk, well, do you know what? If you want my driving space you can have my disability, think about that next time when you can't be bothered to walk those few extra yards, think how bloddy lucky you are to have the pain free choice!!!!!
I think that is me for now but I will definitely think of more things that really get me riled up!
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