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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Breast Enhancement Commercials on Radio?

I get really annoyed at the breast enhancement cream commercials on the radio. I don't want to hear about it when I'm driving. Get a push up bra and shut up.
Lisa


How in the F can some slimy cream on your titties going to make them bigger?? I can't think why in the hell someone would buy such crap! It's the same BS with dudes...buying Penis Power Pumps!! PURE HORSESHIT! Work with what you have, or pay the f'in surgeon for an upgrade!!!
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