Thanks Benji!
Added today..
Waking up
Accidentally swallowing chunky milk
Walking miles to a Museum that is closed for the day
Added another one..
Waking up with a Stiffy (Guys) and trying to piss!
The Shit List
- 1 Ply Toliet Paper
- 90210
- A Bad Haircut
- A Bad Restaurant
- A Booger hanging from your nose
- A Cheating Husband
- A Cold
- A Dirty or Messy House
- A Game or Concert that has Been Canceled or Postponed
- A Leaky Roof
- A Loud Muffler
- A Nagging Wife
- A Person That Gets Thier Feelings Hurt Too Easily
- A plugged toilet
- A splinter
- A Stinky Bathroom
- A Storm
- Alarm Clocks
- Alergies
- Animal Abusers
- Animal Abusers
- Animal Control
- Anything That Can't Be Repaired
- Anything That Needs Repair
- Attorneys
- Authorites telling you what to do
- Babies with a dirty diaper
- Bad Breath
- Bad Wine
- Banks
- Batteries
- Bills
- Billy Mays
- Blister Packs That Are Hard To Open
- Bosses that are bullies
- Breast Enhancement Commercials
- Britney Spears
- Bullies
- Bureaucrats
- Cable Guy
- Calling the utility companies for "help"
- Car Search of Elgin Illinois
- Cat Spraying
- Censorship
- Changing your Clock for Time Change or Power Outage
- Charlie Brown (Politician)
- Clothes That Do Not Fit
- Cold Coffee
- Conceded People
- Condoms
- Congress
- Constipation
- Crapping your pants
- Credit Cards
- Dandruff
- Deep Snow
- Dentist
- Depressed People
- Dirty Laundry
- DMV
- Dog Barking
- Dog Vomit
- Dr Phil
- Drivers that Cut You Off
- Drivers that do not use their blinkers
- Drivers who do not Dim their Lights when they are near another car
- Drivers who do not turn on their headlights when its raining
- Ex wifes husband
- Ex-Spouses
- Excessive Packing Material
- Fanny Packs
- Farts
- Fleas
- Flys
- Forrest Fires
- Funerals
- Geting a court summons
- Getting a divorce
- Getting a DUI
- Getting A Flat Tire
- Getting a parking ticket
- Getting a Ticket
- Getting caught cheating
- Getting caught masturbating
- Getting Into An Accident
- Getting Locked Out
- Getting Lost
- Getting Stuck In The Mud
- Getting your car towed
- Girls (When a guy pisses on the toilet seat)
- Going Bankrupt
- Going to court
- Going to the Dentist
- Going to the Doctor
- Going to Work
- Gossup Girl
- Government Jobs
- Green Christmas
- Guys (Can't get an Erection)
- Guys (Getting hit in the Balls)
- Hard To Follow Instructions
- Hard To Use WebSites
- Herpies
- Hypocondraics
- Idiots
- Informercials
- Insects
- Instructions Written In A Foreign Language
- Jessica Simpson
- Junk Mail
- Kotex
- Laxatives
- Liars
- Long Lines
- Losing a Coupon
- Losing a job
- Losing your house
- Loud Bass Boom sounds from car stereos
- Loud obnoxous music from car
- Medical Costs
- Michele Obama
- Microsoft VISTA
- Mold and Mildew
- Mucus
- My Brother-in-law
- My Father
- My Mother
- My Neighbor
- My PE teacher
- My Sister
- My sister-in-law
- No Toilet Paper
- Not Being Able To Find Something
- Not covering your cough or sneeze
- Not remembering
- Only 2 packs of ketchup with a large fry
- Oprah
- Oweing Back Taxes
- Pacific Gas and Electric
- Packing Peanuts
- Paris Hilton
- Paying For Something To Get Rid of It
- Paying your bill on the automated phone line
- People Stealing Mail From Your Mailbox
- People that are late
- People that cut you off when driving
- People who borrow and do not return the item borrowed
- People who do not return messages
- People whole cancel appointments
- Pilot lights on electronic devices (like DVD players) that tell you the unit is OFF
- Pimples
- Placed on hold on the telephone
- Poison Oak
- Politicians
- Polling Booths
- Poor Table Manners
- Power Outage
- Premature Ejaculation
- Price of Drugs
- Price of Food
- Price of gasoline
- Prison
- Prunes
- Public Speaking
- Rachel Ray
- Rap Music
- Reality Shows
- Ring around the Collar
- Rip off products
- Rotton Movies
- Running Out Of Something That You Need
- Sara Palin
- Shit
- Skid Marks in your Underwear
- Skunks
- Skunks
- Slick Ice
- Sloppy Food
- Smokers
- Snooring
- Someone late to an appointment
- Someone stealing someones ladder
- Someone walking in, while you are going to the bathroom
- Someone who promises you something and doesn't go through
- Something You Sent Gets Lost in The Mail
- Spam
- Spiders
- Spoiled Food
- Standing in Line
- Stepping in Dog Shit!
- Stepping on gum
- Stinky Odors
- Stupid Rules and Regulations
- Tailgaters
- Takers and Users
- Tampons
- Tangeled Hair
- Taxes
- Teenagers
- Teletubbies
- The Army
- The Crabs
- The Economy
- The Flu
- The Highway Patrol
- wordpress Themes
- The police
- The Political Party That You Do Not Agree With
- The State of Alabama
- The Stock Market
- This Blog
- TIFF Decompressor on PS CS2
- Tom Cruise
- Tough Meat
- Traffic Jams
- TV Commercials Louder Than The Program
- Twistie Ties
- UPS Worldship 10 and 11
- USPS
- Vacuums that don't suck
- Waiting
- Vomit
- Warm Beer
- Women (Your Period)
- Your Brother
- Your Competitor
- Your Dog
- Your Dog Bringing in Mud or Dirt into Your Home
- Your Dog Pissing on The Carpet
- Your kids
- Your plant dieing
- Your Sister
Friday, January 16, 2009
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4 comments:
Don't forget gum on your shoe, on a hot day! That sucks!
Your list of things that suck is accurate and by no means exhaustive...but fortunately, I can't think of any more at the moment!
Need to add Twilight to your list. The books, the movie, the whole damn thing.
NOT waking up! thats always a pisser!
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