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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Just Getting Ripped!!!

It's not your imagination! Packaging is now getting smaller!! Just look at everything you purchase! Ice Cream, milk, cereal and candy bars! YOU ARE GETTING RIPPED OFF!! Instead of raising prices in these shitty times, the companies are just giving you less instead!! WTF????

My suggestion is this... PURCHASE GENERIC and OFF BRANDS!!! Vote with you hands and feet and tell those assholes what you think!!!

2 comments:

VictusFate said...

I've noticed this as well. Prime example Eddy's smaller ice cream containers (1.5 quarts instead of half gallons). They sell cheaper now though, guess customers caught on.

Brian said...

Yep, I noticed that (while smoking) my cigs were dropping of pieces of lit particles, my theory is that they are not "packing" the cigarettes tobacco as tight as they did before this economic down turn. Brian