The Shit List

  • 1 Ply Toliet Paper
  • 90210
  • A Bad Haircut
  • A Bad Restaurant
  • A Booger hanging from your nose
  • A Cheating Husband
  • A Cold
  • A Dirty or Messy House
  • A Game or Concert that has Been Canceled or Postponed
  • A Leaky Roof
  • A Loud Muffler
  • A Nagging Wife
  • A Person That Gets Thier Feelings Hurt Too Easily
  • A plugged toilet
  • A splinter
  • A Stinky Bathroom
  • A Storm
  • Alarm Clocks
  • Alergies
  • Animal Abusers
  • Animal Abusers
  • Animal Control
  • Anything That Can't Be Repaired
  • Anything That Needs Repair
  • Attorneys
  • Authorites telling you what to do
  • Babies with a dirty diaper
  • Bad Breath
  • Bad Wine
  • Banks
  • Batteries
  • Bills
  • Billy Mays
  • Blister Packs That Are Hard To Open
  • Bosses that are bullies
  • Breast Enhancement Commercials
  • Britney Spears
  • Bullies
  • Bureaucrats
  • Cable Guy
  • Calling the utility companies for "help"
  • Car Search of Elgin Illinois
  • Cat Spraying
  • Censorship
  • Changing your Clock for Time Change or Power Outage
  • Charlie Brown (Politician)
  • Clothes That Do Not Fit
  • Cold Coffee
  • Conceded People
  • Condoms
  • Congress
  • Constipation
  • Crapping your pants
  • Credit Cards
  • Dandruff
  • Deep Snow
  • Dentist
  • Depressed People
  • Dirty Laundry
  • DMV
  • Dog Barking
  • Dog Vomit
  • Dr Phil
  • Drivers that Cut You Off
  • Drivers that do not use their blinkers
  • Drivers who do not Dim their Lights when they are near another car
  • Drivers who do not turn on their headlights when its raining
  • Ex wifes husband
  • Ex-Spouses
  • Excessive Packing Material
  • Fanny Packs
  • Farts
  • Fleas
  • Flys
  • Forrest Fires
  • Funerals
  • Geting a court summons
  • Getting a divorce
  • Getting a DUI
  • Getting A Flat Tire
  • Getting a parking ticket
  • Getting a Ticket
  • Getting caught cheating
  • Getting caught masturbating
  • Getting Into An Accident
  • Getting Locked Out
  • Getting Lost
  • Getting Stuck In The Mud
  • Getting your car towed
  • Girls (When a guy pisses on the toilet seat)
  • Going Bankrupt
  • Going to court
  • Going to the Dentist
  • Going to the Doctor
  • Going to Work
  • Gossup Girl
  • Government Jobs
  • Green Christmas
  • Guys (Can't get an Erection)
  • Guys (Getting hit in the Balls)
  • Hard To Follow Instructions
  • Hard To Use WebSites
  • Herpies
  • Hypocondraics
  • Idiots
  • Informercials
  • Insects
  • Instructions Written In A Foreign Language
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Junk Mail
  • Kotex
  • Laxatives
  • Liars
  • Long Lines
  • Losing a Coupon
  • Losing a job
  • Losing your house
  • Loud Bass Boom sounds from car stereos
  • Loud obnoxous music from car
  • Medical Costs
  • Michele Obama
  • Microsoft VISTA
  • Mold and Mildew
  • Mucus
  • My Brother-in-law
  • My Father
  • My Mother
  • My Neighbor
  • My PE teacher
  • My Sister
  • My sister-in-law
  • No Toilet Paper
  • Not Being Able To Find Something
  • Not covering your cough or sneeze
  • Not remembering
  • Only 2 packs of ketchup with a large fry
  • Oprah
  • Oweing Back Taxes
  • Pacific Gas and Electric
  • Packing Peanuts
  • Paris Hilton
  • Paying For Something To Get Rid of It
  • Paying your bill on the automated phone line
  • People Stealing Mail From Your Mailbox
  • People that are late
  • People that cut you off when driving
  • People who borrow and do not return the item borrowed
  • People who do not return messages
  • People whole cancel appointments
  • Pilot lights on electronic devices (like DVD players) that tell you the unit is OFF
  • Pimples
  • Placed on hold on the telephone
  • Poison Oak
  • Politicians
  • Polling Booths
  • Poor Table Manners
  • Power Outage
  • Premature Ejaculation
  • Price of Drugs
  • Price of Food
  • Price of gasoline
  • Prison
  • Prunes
  • Public Speaking
  • Rachel Ray
  • Rap Music
  • Reality Shows
  • Ring around the Collar
  • Rip off products
  • Rotton Movies
  • Running Out Of Something That You Need
  • Sara Palin
  • Shit
  • Skid Marks in your Underwear
  • Skunks
  • Skunks
  • Slick Ice
  • Sloppy Food
  • Smokers
  • Snooring
  • Someone late to an appointment
  • Someone stealing someones ladder
  • Someone walking in, while you are going to the bathroom
  • Someone who promises you something and doesn't go through
  • Something You Sent Gets Lost in The Mail
  • Spam
  • Spiders
  • Spoiled Food
  • Standing in Line
  • Stepping in Dog Shit!
  • Stepping on gum
  • Stinky Odors
  • Stupid Rules and Regulations
  • Tailgaters
  • Takers and Users
  • Tampons
  • Tangeled Hair
  • Taxes
  • Teenagers
  • Teletubbies
  • The Army
  • The Crabs
  • The Economy
  • The Flu
  • The Highway Patrol
  • wordpress Themes
  • The police
  • The Political Party That You Do Not Agree With
  • The State of Alabama
  • The Stock Market
  • This Blog
  • TIFF Decompressor on PS CS2
  • Tom Cruise
  • Tough Meat
  • Traffic Jams
  • TV Commercials Louder Than The Program
  • Twistie Ties
  • UPS Worldship 10 and 11
  • USPS
  • Vacuums that don't suck
  • Waiting
  • Vomit
  • Warm Beer
  • Women (Your Period)
  • Your Brother
  • Your Competitor
  • Your Dog
  • Your Dog Bringing in Mud or Dirt into Your Home
  • Your Dog Pissing on The Carpet
  • Your kids
  • Your plant dieing
  • Your Sister

Monday, February 9, 2009

Comment About Kotex ..

I received the following email.. I found it very amusing:

Hi, You followed me on twitter and I thank you for that. I like your list. It is very funny indeed however....Kotex is on the list of shit that is supposed to be bad and myself being a woman has relied on this product since I was ohh lets say around 13 years old so I would have to disagree on that one. LOL! Kotex is on my list of good stuff. I couldn't imagine life without it. Kotex has always been there for me, each and every month, well except for during pregnancy when I didn't need it. But as soon as I did there it was to do it's job. So let's give Kotex a two thumbs up!! Hurray for KOTEX!!
Most Sincerely,

KG

... Well, if you like to walk around with a diaper between your legs, I'm cool with that! To each their own!

- Dave Malby


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