tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25289905678444142622011-11-27T16:40:35.388-08:00Just a list of crappy things.Dave Malbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01137432585031974659noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528990567844414262.post-34675817810151165942009-06-18T18:56:00.000-07:002009-06-18T19:02:44.157-07:00"..So pissed off! The towing company scratched up my car and the neighboring car. Now they want to charge $170 to get my car back? WTF! ..The Asstard towing company is called Carsearch and they suck big donkey dick smegma!" <br /><br />- Susanne Susanimate - A Facebook / Twitter friend of mine<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2528990567844414262-3467581781015116594?l=nomorcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Malbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01137432585031974659noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528990567844414262.post-6457577504836070102009-05-06T22:22:00.000-07:002009-05-06T22:29:55.641-07:00<div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">I get really annoyed at the breast enhancement cream commercials on the radio. I don't want to hear about it when I'm driving. Get a push up bra and shut up.</span></div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Lisa<br /><br /><br />How in the F can some slimy cream on your titties going to make them bigger?? I can't think why in the hell someone would buy such crap! It's the same BS with dudes...buying Penis Power Pumps!! PURE HORSESHIT! Work with what you have, or pay the f'in surgeon for an upgrade!!!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight:bold;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2528990567844414262-645757750483607010?l=nomorcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Malbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01137432585031974659noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528990567844414262.post-33692892155631466332009-04-18T15:15:00.000-07:002009-04-18T15:20:55.976-07:00It's not your imagination! Packaging is now getting smaller!! Just look at everything you purchase! Ice Cream, milk, cereal and candy bars! YOU ARE GETTING RIPPED OFF!! Instead of raising prices in these shitty times, the companies are just giving you less instead!! WTF???? <br /><br />My suggestion is this... PURCHASE GENERIC and OFF BRANDS!!! Vote with you hands and feet and tell those assholes what you think!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2528990567844414262-3369289215563146633?l=nomorcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Malbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01137432585031974659noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528990567844414262.post-53875012097582528252009-02-09T23:36:00.000-08:002009-03-11T17:23:55.566-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">I received the following email.. I found it very amusing:</span><br /><br /><div style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Hi, You followed me on twitter and I thank you for that. I like your list. It is very funny indeed however....Kotex is on the list of shit that is supposed to be bad and myself being a woman has relied on this product since I was ohh lets say around 13 years old so I would have to disagree on that one. LOL! Kotex is on my list of good stuff. I couldn't imagine life without it. Kotex has always been there for me, each and every month, well except for during pregnancy when I didn't need it. But as soon as I did there it was to do it's job. So let's give Kotex a two thumbs up!! Hurray for KOTEX!!</span></div> <div style="font-family: times new roman;"> </div> <div><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" >Most Sincerely,</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">KG<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">.<span style="font-size:130%;">.. Well, if you like to walk around with a diaper between your legs, I'm cool with that! To each their own!<br /><br />- Dave Malby</span><br /></span></span><br /><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2528990567844414262-5387501209758252825?l=nomorcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Malbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01137432585031974659noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528990567844414262.post-5502916714930539192009-01-20T15:12:00.000-08:002009-01-20T15:18:40.466-08:00This program is nothing but a piece of shit!! A big ass company like UPS can not for the life of God create a fucking program that actually fucking works correctly. It updates every fucking day, it crashes, it slower than shit, it doesn't operate on Vista. Fuck UPS and Fuck this Fucking program!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2528990567844414262-550291671493053919?l=nomorcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Malbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01137432585031974659noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528990567844414262.post-18532679377347647022009-01-16T06:56:00.001-08:002009-01-16T07:00:08.487-08:00Thanks Benji!<br /><br />Added today..<br /><br />Waking up<br />Accidentally swallowing chunky milk<br />Walking miles to a Museum that is closed for the day<br /><br />Added another one..<br /><br />Waking up with a Stiffy (Guys) and trying to piss!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2528990567844414262-1853267937734764702?l=nomorcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Malbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01137432585031974659noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528990567844414262.post-21253241742237421042008-11-01T17:37:00.000-07:002008-11-02T06:52:15.525-08:00This site was created today. Please make suggestions for the Shit List!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2528990567844414262-2125324174223742104?l=nomorcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Malbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01137432585031974659noreply@blogger.com15