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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

UPS WorldShip 2008 version 10.0 SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!!

This program is nothing but a piece of shit!! A big ass company like UPS can not for the life of God create a fucking program that actually fucking works correctly. It updates every fucking day, it crashes, it slower than shit, it doesn't operate on Vista. Fuck UPS and Fuck this Fucking program!!!

7 comments:

pcdarts said...

I'll follow you on twitter just because of this post. I hate this software. 2009 is even worse.

Laurie Brenner said...

I Fucking Agree! I couldn't stop laughing. But it is true!

jeromine said...

Hi Nice Blog .I think HR understands the importance of other people tracking time--IT, Lawyers, non-exempt employees, but struggles with the idea of phone time card.

Donald said...

I use WorldShip every day... it really isnt that bad... (of coarse I use XP) Vista really blows...

One thing that helps is giving it it's own dedicated machine...just for shipping..that way its not clogging up you most used PC's...

The program itself is ok though...(not "great" but not "shitty") But I have been using it for 7 years...

My problem is getting it to run on Linux...

control said...

UPS WorldSHIT V11 also Sucks ASS!!!
Theynow have this crappy "shim" program called Crossware that is designed to help xfer data between worldshit and your database. The Crossware corrupted every week and it was so slow that I had to modify my SQL server views and use export at end of day only. When the Crossware corrupts, you cannot even hit F10 to process a shipment. WDF was UPS thinking?

RichardE said...

oh god this program is terrible, so so crap, this and UPS pissing us off over xmas and we switched to DPD,

fuck worldship basicly, it's bloated features and crap

Renee said...

YES! 2011 is still so sloooooow. RIDICULOUS!! When it updates, the update window forces itself to be the focus, so you can't even do anything else while it's updating. Terrible.